Macaqued

(mah cocked) - verb.

When someone, usually a man, tries to get with a girl who is completely out of his league. Such as to say, of another species. The macaque monkey is one of the few animals that tries to mate with another animal outside of its species purely for pleasure.

That guy with summer teeth and a dirty beer gut just macaqued me at the dollar store.

by NoleChick August 15, 2018

Macaque

Any of several short-tailed monkeys of the genus Macaca of southeast Asia, Japan, Gibraltar, and northern Africa. Also said by Steve-O and Chris On an Episode of "Wildboys".

" I Wonder how Macaque tastes. "

by Anoymous April 8, 2005

Macaued

An illogical, unwanted and unfortunate event that can only happen in the country of Macau. Typically, it happens only to expats and doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Richard felt sad that the toilet at work was always covered in spackle.He complained, but his boss made him clean it. That poor mother fucker was Macaued, big-time.

by SpamMasterDude June 3, 2019

Six Eared Macaque

Literal definition of " Why is a lego so hot? "
(don’t tell me i’m wrong cuz its true)

The names Macaque or the Six Eared Macaque, y’know is my full name.

by ratsrcool June 10, 2022

Macaque

"The macaque is a faaaaascinating animal, it's behind is exceptionally red."
(1)A monkey.
(2)Often a name one calls another to imply caracteristics of a monkey or simply idiot.
(3)Male reproductive organ

1- Bananas and shit, literally.
2-Yo, what guy, you're sucha macaque.
3-MA-CAAACK!(also the noise a macaque makes)
Suk ma caque!

by Big Toker_ December 19, 2006

Macaque

It is what it is. MACAQUE

Wanna lick my balls and suck macaque?

by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009

macaque

a large object usually used for sexual conduct and pleasure easily manipulated by the oposite sex and is usually found in mapaunts

it takes two hands to hold macaque

by OxBLOOD November 16, 2007