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macaque

a large object usually used for sexual conduct and pleasure easily manipulated by the oposite sex and is usually found in mapaunts
it takes two hands to hold macaque
by OxBLOOD November 16, 2007
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Macaque

Any of several short-tailed monkeys of the genus Macaca of southeast Asia, Japan, Gibraltar, and northern Africa. Also said by Steve-O and Chris On an Episode of "Wildboys".
" I Wonder how Macaque tastes. "
by Anoymous April 8, 2005
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Macaque

"The macaque is a faaaaascinating animal, it's behind is exceptionally red."
(1)A monkey.
(2)Often a name one calls another to imply caracteristics of a monkey or simply idiot.
(3)Male reproductive organ
1- Bananas and shit, literally.
2-Yo, what guy, you're sucha macaque.
3-MA-CAAACK!(also the noise a macaque makes)
Suk ma caque!
by Big Toker_ December 19, 2006
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Macaque

Wanna lick my balls and suck macaque?
by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009
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Macaqued

(mah cocked) - verb.

When someone, usually a man, tries to get with a girl who is completely out of his league. Such as to say, of another species. The macaque monkey is one of the few animals that tries to mate with another animal outside of its species purely for pleasure.
That guy with summer teeth and a dirty beer gut just macaqued me at the dollar store.
by NoleChick August 15, 2018
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Macaque

Pronounced Ma Ca Cue
The best compliment one can ever give you.
#teammacaque
He is such a macaque.
Join the macaque squad.
by Peniswrinkles December 12, 2020
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Barbary Macaque

The Barbary Macaque is a figment of Megan's imagination, most likely created during a wild acid trip during the summer of 2011. It does not exist, nor is it found anywhere in the country of Spain.
"Only someone with scrambled eggs for a brain would think the Barbary Macaque is real!"
by pseudonym1524 October 3, 2011
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