macaque

a large object usually used for sexual conduct and pleasure easily manipulated by the oposite sex and is usually found in mapaunts
it takes two hands to hold macaque
by OxBLOOD November 16, 2007
mugGet the macaquemug.

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself
"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself
by OxBLOOD January 02, 2008
mugGet the flapjackmug.