2 definition by OxBLOOD

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a large object usually used for sexual conduct and pleasure easily manipulated by the oposite sex and is usually found in mapaunts
it takes two hands to hold macaque
by OxBLOOD October 29, 2007

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the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself
"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself
by OxBLOOD December 07, 2007

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