Definitions by OxBLOOD

flapjack 

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

flapjack by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

macaque 

a large object usually used for sexual conduct and pleasure easily manipulated by the oposite sex and is usually found in mapaunts

it takes two hands to hold macaque

macaque by OxBLOOD November 16, 2007