MacSurfer 

An inconsiderate gym member who sits on a workout machine and surfs social media sites, while other members wait.

That Macsurfer is in the way.

MacSurfer by AnnoyedGymUserDoug December 22, 2013

Masturference 

When masturbating interferes with social life. One may blow off friends, girlfriends and events to stay at home and jerk it, giving the impression that said friends are unimportant.

Potential consequences: tension between friends, getting dumped, missing out on good times.

Guy 1: Hey man, is Luke coming over?

Guy 2: Nah, I called him, he's too busy jerkin it.

Guy 1: Wow, this is the fourth time his masturference has gotten in the way. Screw that son of a bitch, we'll pick up chicks without him.
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Girl 1: So how's your relationship with Luke?

Girl 2: His masturference is starting to put a serious strain on our relationship. He blows me off all the time and it's pathetic. I'm going to dump him tomorrow.

Masturference by dreamthinker April 7, 2013

McSurgery 

A surgery that is so common and easy that a business chain could profit from starting a niche clinic and hiring bottom of the barrel doctors.

"She had her tonsils out? She could had that done at the McSurgery clinic down the street for cheap!"

McSurgery by UCFirefly April 12, 2010

MacLurker 

That guy who, whenever you go on an online forum to seek help for a Microsoft issue, jumps in to tell you that Apple will solve your life problems.

All I wanted was help on why Word freezes up, and some MacLurker jumped in with, "Buy a Macbook Air, already!"

MacLurker by Tico Mae July 18, 2019

Mabsurder 

A combination of misorder and absurd. Could be seen as similar to chaos.

“Dang, that concert was mabsurder…”

Mabsurder by Bread Explodes July 30, 2024