3 definitions by UCFirefly
Close the Fucking Ticket. Typically used when person resolving problem in a helpdesk like scenario leaves a ticket open for at least double the average time required to work a specific problem of that type.
by UCFirefly February 12, 2019
A surgery that is so common and easy that a business chain could profit from starting a niche clinic and hiring bottom of the barrel doctors.
"She had her tonsils out? She could had that done at the McSurgery clinic down the street for cheap!"
by UCFirefly April 13, 2010