Definitions by UCFirefly

ctft 

Close the Fucking Ticket. Typically used when person resolving problem in a helpdesk like scenario leaves a ticket open for at least double the average time required to work a specific problem of that type.

"Carlos....CTFT!"

ctft by UCFirefly February 12, 2019

NYJ 

Not Your Job

Don't worry about scrubbing the toilets - NYJ.

NYJ by UCFirefly November 6, 2018

McSurgery 

A surgery that is so common and easy that a business chain could profit from starting a niche clinic and hiring bottom of the barrel doctors.

"She had her tonsils out? She could had that done at the McSurgery clinic down the street for cheap!"

McSurgery by UCFirefly April 12, 2010