Definitions by UCFirefly
ctft
Close the Fucking Ticket. Typically used when person resolving problem in a helpdesk like scenario leaves a ticket open for at least double the average time required to work a specific problem of that type.
"Carlos....CTFT!"
McSurgery
A surgery that is so common and easy that a business chain could profit from starting a niche clinic and hiring bottom of the barrel doctors.
"She had her tonsils out? She could had that done at the McSurgery clinic down the street for cheap!"