ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Windgardium Fartiosa

This levitation charm is the incantation used by witches and wizards to either fly or levitate by the winds of their anuses. The caster mutters the incantation and points their wand before farting in public and taking to the skies. It is one of the first spells taught to the students of Hogwarts, but it was originally concepted by GilstrapTV as a takeoff from the phrase "Windgardium Leviosa" from which he constructed the idea.

*points wand*

"Windgardium Fartiosa!"

*farts and jumps looking upward*

*prances away*

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

SCROTUS

I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it.

"I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 8, 2023

Washington Deceit

There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.

"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."

"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023

Ploppings

Ploppings consist of fecal matter left behind anywhere by any creature.

"Does a bear leave its bear ploppings in the woods?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!

"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023

Pazuzu

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzu anymore."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Rawja

A southern way of pronouncing the name, Roger. You can address any random person by the name of "Rawja" after telling them to "go to Hayull" which is the southern way of pronouncing the word Hell; as in "GO TO HAYULL, RAWJA!" It is very important to make this statement sound as nasal as possible. The name Rawja also makes for a good CB radio handle. Rawja to Rawja; This is Rawja, Rawja! Rawja that, Rawja! This is Rawja, Rawja!

*Phone Rings*

Lady: "Hello?"

Man: "Hey! Let Me Talk To The Booga Wooga, Ding Dong!"

Lady: "GO TO HAYULL, RAWJA!"

*Lady Hangs Up The Phone*

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023