ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Deuter Romney

Deuter Romney is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Mitt Romney versus the book of Deuteronomy.

"Mitt Shalt Not Wipe Deuter Romney Either Onomy or Off of Me. Or On Anything Else That's Helpless!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 20, 2023

Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023

Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!

"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.

"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!

"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

Lilith

In total truth, Lilith is a succubus who tempts males with feelings & thoughts of arousal to the point of initiating their own climaxes which she does through their bodies. It is impossible to refuse her. She never lets on her own real name, but instead makes you believe that she is another mythical figure. She always visits the same men more than once and often does so over a period of years. She may show herself to you, but during the act of intimacy, does not respond well to being pictured mentally as your mental focus being drawn to what she looks like, if you can even picture her at that time which is forbidden by her. She prefers heart to heart. Once her real identity is found out and she is asked to leave & never return, Lilith returns to seduce you one more time. She will ask you to say that you love her in the middle of your last climax. If you do not say so, she abandons you and has a spirit child that she raises to hate you, as she feels that you did not love her or your child enough to say so. If you do say it, she will go as far as she can to even more greaty pursue you (along with her others) until the end of time. This is the true story of Lilitu/Lilith, just to go along with many of the other surrounding myths. She is not benign and she can cause much trouble for a person.

This Is A True Story Of Lilitu; The Real Lilith.

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Butt Wiser

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023