Buttsmith

Any man who is quite the swashbuckler.

"Take A Big Whiff My Chili-Dog Buttsmith!"

(Jesus Built My Hotrod)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023

Deuter Romney

Deuter Romney is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Mitt Romney versus the book of Deuteronomy.

"Mitt Shalt Not Wipe Deuter Romney Either Onomy or Off of Me. Or On Anything Else That's Helpless!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 20, 2023

Racist

Racism is a more common term for the sport of racing. Much like motorcyclists, racers prefer to be known as Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to horse's whores and everything in between.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 08, 2023

Doctor O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!

"Fuck Doctor O In All Of His Holios!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023

Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

Hairy Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.

Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023

Rodgers

Cornflake S. Pecially: Too Many Rogers!

"Roger to Rodgers; This is Roger, Rodgers! Roger that, Rogers! This is Rodgers, Roger!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 14, 2023