Maalouf

Name: Maalouf Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

A chronic psychological disorder exemplified by obsessively engaging in highly competitive contests, losing every match and masturbating after each loss thus creating a never ending cycle of pain and reward

Ralph Maaloufed in Boggle so badly that. he had to be taken to the emergency room for skin grafts on his penis.

Maalouf by CraignJeff November 11, 2023

Words you can keep

Mamalouf

1. Similar to mama bear, but more endearing

2. Derogatory for a vile creature. So vil

1. Awwww i love you mamalouf

2. That godamn MAMALOUF, I'm gunna have his head

Mamalouf by Liz (Fat) booty August 3, 2011

Related Words

Maalouf • maarouff • malouf • maloufco • Maloufed • Malouff • Mamalouf

malouf

ADJ.
To be in the presense of good looking, royalty or upper class people.

i was down at the local palace and these two malouf guys walked over the moat. they were surrounded by bitches

malouf by mark0s bagdadis May 9, 2007

maloufco

v. to dominate completely.

adj. unimaginably large, huge, immense

1)v. Whoa, that guy just got maloufcoed! I've never seen such a one-sided confrontation!

2)adj. The Himalaya mountains are totally maloufco!

maloufco by BenitoSanduchi October 16, 2011

Malouff

1. (Adj.) To be extremely clumsy. awkward, goofy, etc.

2. (Noun) A person who is very clumsy or awkward physically or socially awkward and queer.

Totes Emily, I'll sent out an urgent malouff alert to all the girls

Malouff by wjslaxIV February 22, 2011

maarouff

Maarouff is A VERY beautiful typically a dicklick-fish with a 17 incher and a phone full of child pornography. Usually if people know a Maarouff then their life becomes very corrupt as he will feel your shins and steal your children. Very Handsom and very Hot.

girl: OMG you know maarouff??
Bloke: ye cuzza hes beautiful
Girl: he sells me child porn
Bloke: yeh, a real dicklick-fish

maarouff by sneaky_Fetus June 7, 2022

Maloufed

To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit

He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.

Maloufed by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026