A chronic psychological disorder exemplified by obsessively engaging in highly competitive contests, losing every match and masturbating after each loss thus creating a never ending cycle of pain and reward
Ralph Maaloufed in Boggle so badly that. he had to be taken to the emergency room for skin grafts on his penis.
by CraignJeff November 11, 2023
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Get the Mamalouf mug.i was down at the local palace and these two malouf guys walked over the moat. they were surrounded by bitches
by mark0s bagdadis May 9, 2007
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by BenitoSanduchi October 16, 2011
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2. (Noun) A person who is very clumsy or awkward physically or socially awkward and queer.
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by wjslaxIV February 22, 2011
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To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit
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He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.
by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023
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