i was down at the local palace and these two malouf guys walked over the moat. they were surrounded by bitches
by mark0s bagdadis May 9, 2007
Get the malouf mug.She isn't selfish. She makes you laugh all the time and has a perfect personality. Most people want to be like her, but nobody can, because she is unique. People talk behind her back, not because she is so ugly, but because she is so awfully beautiful. Nothing can replace her. She will not always be there, but in your hearts. You are lucky to know a person like this. And you will never forget the moments with her. This is Malou.
"Oh, she must be a Malou!"
by Neyney123456789 January 8, 2018
Get the Malou mug.(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
by eastbayted September 20, 2012
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If you find a wild Malou make sure to keep her, they are very rare and special.
If you find a wild Malou make sure to keep her, they are very rare and special.
by The Yung July 1, 2017
Get the Malou mug.by bouttabagma October 18, 2019
Get the malou mug.Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans. Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.
Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!
Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?
Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?
Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
by WPS916 September 19, 2012
Get the Maloof mug.The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
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