Maloufed

To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit

He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.

Maloufed by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023

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Maloofed

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

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Maloofed

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.

Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!

Maloofed by Rizzomo April 12, 2010

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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