MLIPW 

MLIPW: My Life Is Piggy Whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

MLIPW by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

Mlipping

Mlipping, a very dangerous and illegal act on the popular sandbox game Garry’s Mod. When a Player goes on the server and hacks the server to make everyone die. Very similar to the infamous act known as Tab Dotching!

Player: I JUST GOT MLIPPED! JED IS MLIPPING!
Staff: What the heck! You are getting banned

Mlipping by MemeLogic February 26, 2021

Mlipping

A dangerous malware type attack thorough multiplayer servers in “Garry’s Mod”.
It causes the quadrations of the hyphosophigles to yoinkaboink the oompaloomp causing an chain reaction of tab dotching like symptoms of derlinsles type movements of the player model’s peudensiphels.

Player: This player just Mlipped me, and now my computer is smoking!
Admin: Mlipping isn’t allowed, you are getting banned!

Mlipping by JedSeriousRP March 2, 2021

MLIP 

Term for the website "My Life is Persian"

#1: I shaved yesterday, and now I need to shave again. MLIP

#2: Man, you got that from mylifeispersian.net!

MLIP by Soccer Fan July 16, 2010

MLIPS 

it means "My life is perpetually single"

guys/girls who don't have any significant others and want one say this

(guys and girls dancing and making out and having fun as couples)

girl 1: why do we never get to have fun with our boyfriends, if we had any?!

girl 2: i know i hate that mlips

MLIPS by Sashax12345 January 24, 2010

mlip mlops 

male flip flops.
- created by Julie Mason
April 5th 2008

I like your mlip mlops, Kevin.
Damn that guys mlip mlops look mad gay.

mlip mlops by Julie Mason April 5, 2008

MLIW

My Life is What?

This is a website where there are posts from MLIA (My Life is Average), FML (F* My Life), and TFLN (Texts From Last Night).

From MLIW:

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

(651): I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his. TFLN

Today i went on mysteryseeker.com to see what my mission was. It was " your mission is to GET OFF THIS SITE AND JUST BE THE NINJA YOU ARE!" i love this mission. MLIA

MLIW by luya<3~ September 22, 2011