MLIPS 

it means "My life is perpetually single"

guys/girls who don't have any significant others and want one say this

(guys and girls dancing and making out and having fun as couples)

girl 1: why do we never get to have fun with our boyfriends, if we had any?!

girl 2: i know i hate that mlips

MLIPS by Sashax12345 January 24, 2010

MLIPW 

MLIPW: My Life Is Piggy Whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

MLIPW by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

Mlipping

Mlipping, a very dangerous and illegal act on the popular sandbox game Garry’s Mod. When a Player goes on the server and hacks the server to make everyone die. Very similar to the infamous act known as Tab Dotching!

Player: I JUST GOT MLIPPED! JED IS MLIPPING!
Staff: What the heck! You are getting banned

Mlipping by MemeLogic February 26, 2021

MLINSBTA 

My life Is Now Slightly Better Than Average.

Something has recently happened to enrich your life to slightly above average.

After telling an anecdote, in which something made your lifee better.

I just kissed that really pretty girl, and she wasn't even that drunk. MLINSBTA.

MLINSBTA by tyler--durden July 6, 2010

Mlipping

A dangerous malware type attack thorough multiplayer servers in “Garry’s Mod”.
It causes the quadrations of the hyphosophigles to yoinkaboink the oompaloomp causing an chain reaction of tab dotching like symptoms of derlinsles type movements of the player model’s peudensiphels.

Player: This player just Mlipped me, and now my computer is smoking!
Admin: Mlipping isn’t allowed, you are getting banned!

Mlipping by JedSeriousRP March 2, 2021

Mipsy 

A girl that is so cute your heart stops.

Hey Mipsy, you are so cute you are giving me a heart attack

Mipsy by Mackeeeee July 15, 2011

Mlish 

Pronounced: m-lish
"My life is so hard."

"I dropped my pencil. Mlish."
"Dammit. I have to get up. Mlish."

Mlish by Mlish April 18, 2010