MLIW

My Life is What?

This is a website where there are posts from MLIA (My Life is Average), FML (F* My Life), and TFLN (Texts From Last Night).

From MLIW:

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

(651): I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his. TFLN

Today i went on mysteryseeker.com to see what my mission was. It was " your mission is to GET OFF THIS SITE AND JUST BE THE NINJA YOU ARE!" i love this mission. MLIA

MLIW by luya<3~ September 22, 2011

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mliw

similar to "mlia" a.k.a. my life is average

mliw means "my life is win."

yo man, i got a raise!

SICK BRAHHH

ya man, mliw

mliw by wmtheazn January 3, 2011

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mliw • mliwbbimy

mliwbbimy

From heartstopper , nicks quote in episode 8. “My life is way better because i met you”

Nick: “My life is way better because i met you”
Charlie: “You don’t have to say that”

or

just use it when your talking to your s/o
mliwbbimy

mliwbbimy by mbag13 May 7, 2022

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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