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acronym for "My Life is Polish."
Me: Do you have some of that kielbasa lying around somewhere?
Tom: Hell yeah! MLIP
MLIP by wtfchutalkinbout January 24, 2010
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Short for: My Life is Pirate

Pirate stories. That's all.

Is your life pirate? Do you have a story about being pirate? Do you just like pirate and have something to say about them? Then post your stories here.

(A twist to My Life is Ninja where people post ninja stories.)
Today, I made the realization that when people say you have ninja skills after catching something you dropped it should be pirate skills. Why? Because ninjas don't drop things, but Pirates do after a few drinks and its our ability to catch falling rum bottles that allows us to catch things...MLIP

My life is not ninja. MLIP

Google LOL limewire and press I'm feeling lucky. EPIC PIRATE EXPERIENCE!!! MLIP
MLIP by luya<3~ May 7, 2011

mlip mlops 

male flip flops.
- created by Julie Mason
April 5th 2008
I like your mlip mlops, Kevin.
Damn that guys mlip mlops look mad gay.
mlip mlops by Julie Mason April 5, 2008
MLIPW: My Life Is Piggy Whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.
Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!
MLIPW by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011
Mlipping, a very dangerous and illegal act on the popular sandbox game Garry’s Mod. When a Player goes on the server and hacks the server to make everyone die. Very similar to the infamous act known as Tab Dotching!
Player: I JUST GOT MLIPPED! JED IS MLIPPING!
Staff: What the heck! You are getting banned
Mlipping by MemeLogic February 26, 2021
A dangerous malware type attack thorough multiplayer servers in “Garry’s Mod”.
It causes the quadrations of the hyphosophigles to yoinkaboink the oompaloomp causing an chain reaction of tab dotching like symptoms of derlinsles type movements of the player model’s peudensiphels.
Player: This player just Mlipped me, and now my computer is smoking!
Admin: Mlipping isn’t allowed, you are getting banned!
Mlipping by JedSeriousRP March 2, 2021
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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