Mlish 

Pronounced: m-lish
"My life is so hard."

"I dropped my pencil. Mlish."
"Dammit. I have to get up. Mlish."

Mlish by Mlish April 18, 2010

mishallamour 

Having a false sense of importance

She/he thought she was a social media influencer and brand endorser but she/he is mishallamour.

mishallamour by Popping your bubble January 8, 2022

Milshit

A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.

Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.

Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013

Mishasexual 

Having only sexual attraction to the actor and Overlord, Misha Collins.

I used to be bisexual but after becoming addicted to Supernatural, I'm strictly Mishasexual.

Mishasexual by minion99 August 13, 2012

mishapocalypse 

A 2013 tumblr April Fool's Day prank for which thousands of tumblr users changed their icon to the same photo of Misha Collins and endlessly reblogged said photo and manipulated thousands of gifs, soundfiles, posters, photos and screencaps to contain reference to the OVERLORD. All tumblr users not affiliated to the Misha's minions or Supernatural fandom were extremely alarmed but unable to escape.

Misha #1: ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD
Misha #2: PRAISE BE TO MISHA
Misha #3: REBLOG FELLOW MINIONS
Misha #4: REBLOG ALL THE MISHA
Misha #5: THE MISHAPOCALYPSE IS NIGH
Random blogger: HELP WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT ESCAPE
Random blogger #2: I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED VERY FUN APOCALYPSE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

mishapocalypse by TheWuzzy April 1, 2013

Handshake Mishap 

When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.

Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.

Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.

Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.

Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?

Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.

Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?

Guy 1: No I totally blanked!

Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.

Handshake Mishap by JSnoop September 23, 2011

Misha's minions 

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins

Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

Misha's minions by GodIsWearingASkinnedCatus January 3, 2016