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An acronym meaning “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” This is used by mineral collectors to describe a moment when they are encouraged to overlook the cost associated with buying new mineral specimens. Originally coined by founding members of the Young Mineral Collector’s group.
Damn I really wish this rhodochrosite was within my budget.

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MITMAF by Frances-the-mute August 2, 2023
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Acronym for “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” Used by mineral collectors. Started by Alex
“I just spent $100 at my local crystal store but I don’t regret it because MITMAF.”
MITMAF by _pl00mf_ August 2, 2023
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mismafusion 

the feeling of mismatched couple confusion that comes over you and your buddies when seeing a couple that wouldn't normally be seen together, such as a cute scene girl and a chad bro, or anything such as.
Man, did you see those two together? total mismafusion as to how that heppened.
mismafusion by chaseex January 14, 2008
Abbrevation for Mother I might as well Fuck.

Not Quite a Milf, but also not a Mirnf.
What do you think of that Milf there?" "She's not *that* good, still a Mimaf though.
Mimaf by Gongsun Zan January 14, 2011
Merry Mitmas you bunch of heathen Canucks!
Mitmas by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
MInimum Wage MAle Feminist.

A specimen typical of the millennial generation who ensures his own subjugation, and those of his peers, by espousing male feminist themes and tropes. Closely related to the cuck, the Miwmaf is unsuccessful in all aspects of life yet constantly seeks to share the wisdom handed down to him by his over bearing sister, teacher or ( single) mother. He barely holds down a minimum wage job and has no prospects of advancement, which ironically he wouldn't want as a female, 'person of colour', 'disadvantaged community' or farmyard animal should of course, rightly, be promoted ahead of him.
It's freezing outside, no doubt there'll be a miwmaf along soon to explain global warming to us.

When the shit hits the fan noboby in history has sought out the thoughts of a miwmaf like you John.

If you don't at least act like a miwmaf then HR always find a way to sack you.

It's quite an informative Youtube channel but I'm getting strong hints of miwmaf about the presenter.

There's no point talking to John, he's a miwmaf so everything is either racist, sexist or homophobic.
Miwmaf by Spinflight November 6, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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