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MInimum Wage MAle Feminist.

A specimen typical of the millennial generation who ensures his own subjugation, and those of his peers, by espousing male feminist themes and tropes. Closely related to the cuck, the Miwmaf is unsuccessful in all aspects of life yet constantly seeks to share the wisdom handed down to him by his over bearing sister, teacher or ( single) mother. He barely holds down a minimum wage job and has no prospects of advancement, which ironically he wouldn't want as a female, 'person of colour', 'disadvantaged community' or farmyard animal should of course, rightly, be promoted ahead of him.
It's freezing outside, no doubt there'll be a miwmaf along soon to explain global warming to us.

When the shit hits the fan noboby in history has sought out the thoughts of a miwmaf like you John.

If you don't at least act like a miwmaf then HR always find a way to sack you.

It's quite an informative Youtube channel but I'm getting strong hints of miwmaf about the presenter.

There's no point talking to John, he's a miwmaf so everything is either racist, sexist or homophobic.
Miwmaf by Spinflight November 6, 2023
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An acronym meaning “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” This is used by mineral collectors to describe a moment when they are encouraged to overlook the cost associated with buying new mineral specimens. Originally coined by founding members of the Young Mineral Collector’s group.
Damn I really wish this rhodochrosite was within my budget.

MITMAF
MITMAF by Frances-the-mute August 2, 2023
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Mom I Wouldn't Mind Fucking. Like a MILF, but only decent looking.
Jeff: Hey you see that chick with the kid over there? Kinda chubby with a cute face?
Brad: Yea, she's a MIWMF.
MIWMF by Ezekial27 April 2, 2009

mismafusion 

the feeling of mismatched couple confusion that comes over you and your buddies when seeing a couple that wouldn't normally be seen together, such as a cute scene girl and a chad bro, or anything such as.
Man, did you see those two together? total mismafusion as to how that heppened.
mismafusion by chaseex January 14, 2008
Abbrevation for Mother I might as well Fuck.

Not Quite a Milf, but also not a Mirnf.
What do you think of that Milf there?" "She's not *that* good, still a Mimaf though.
Mimaf by Gongsun Zan January 14, 2011
Acronym for “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” Used by mineral collectors. Started by Alex
“I just spent $100 at my local crystal store but I don’t regret it because MITMAF.”
MITMAF by _pl00mf_ August 2, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026