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MInimum Wage MAle Feminist.

A specimen typical of the millennial generation who ensures his own subjugation, and those of his peers, by espousing male feminist themes and tropes. Closely related to the cuck, the Miwmaf is unsuccessful in all aspects of life yet constantly seeks to share the wisdom handed down to him by his over bearing sister, teacher or ( single) mother. He barely holds down a minimum wage job and has no prospects of advancement, which ironically he wouldn't want as a female, 'person of colour', 'disadvantaged community' or farmyard animal should of course, rightly, be promoted ahead of him.
It's freezing outside, no doubt there'll be a miwmaf along soon to explain global warming to us.

When the shit hits the fan noboby in history has sought out the thoughts of a miwmaf like you John.

If you don't at least act like a miwmaf then HR always find a way to sack you.

It's quite an informative Youtube channel but I'm getting strong hints of miwmaf about the presenter.

There's no point talking to John, he's a miwmaf so everything is either racist, sexist or homophobic.
Miwmaf by Spinflight November 6, 2023
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An acronym meaning “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” This is used by mineral collectors to describe a moment when they are encouraged to overlook the cost associated with buying new mineral specimens. Originally coined by founding members of the Young Mineral Collector’s group.
Damn I really wish this rhodochrosite was within my budget.

MITMAF
MITMAF by Frances-the-mute August 2, 2023
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Mom I Wouldn't Mind Fucking. Like a MILF, but only decent looking.
Jeff: Hey you see that chick with the kid over there? Kinda chubby with a cute face?
Brad: Yea, she's a MIWMF.
MIWMF by Ezekial27 April 2, 2009

mismafusion 

the feeling of mismatched couple confusion that comes over you and your buddies when seeing a couple that wouldn't normally be seen together, such as a cute scene girl and a chad bro, or anything such as.
Man, did you see those two together? total mismafusion as to how that heppened.
mismafusion by chaseex January 14, 2008
Abbrevation for Mother I might as well Fuck.

Not Quite a Milf, but also not a Mirnf.
What do you think of that Milf there?" "She's not *that* good, still a Mimaf though.
Mimaf by Gongsun Zan January 14, 2011
Acronym for “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” Used by mineral collectors. Started by Alex
“I just spent $100 at my local crystal store but I don’t regret it because MITMAF.”
MITMAF by _pl00mf_ August 2, 2023
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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