MIKELING

The action of ignoring or leaving an online conversation without warning the people said person is talking with, and then reappearing an eternity later in said conversation, yet again, without notice.

Wow, Shanequa really is pissing me off. She's been mikeling me since this morning.

by OiPaniniHead August 17, 2019

mikeing

Mikeing is a very lame attempt at a comeback developed by a guy named "Mike" who thinks hes clever but fails on all levels to deliver a comeback that makes an ounce of sense or truth. In turn he will make up things to 'burn' people with and it never quite works out the way he intended it to.

He thought mikeing her would do it but he couldn't think of anything factual to use so he made up something stupid instead.

by yozanglang March 10, 2008

mikeing your beer

The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over

Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!

by Saint Syd January 1, 2009

mikeying

The act of keeping hands near your junk and running around screaming

He is mikeying

by Aiyala November 28, 2015

Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

by MasterFalco July 21, 2016

Mikaling

The pursuit of a pointless argument against all logic when there is no hope or promise of reconciliation.

"John, stop mikaling with Suzie. You know it won't get you anywhere."

by Rustic Johnny August 8, 2005

Mikeing Up

To power vomit all day, at work.

Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."

by Red JoJo April 13, 2010