mikeying

The act of keeping hands near your junk and running around screaming

He is mikeying

by Aiyala November 28, 2015

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa October 15, 2015

mikeing

Mikeing is a very lame attempt at a comeback developed by a guy named "Mike" who thinks hes clever but fails on all levels to deliver a comeback that makes an ounce of sense or truth. In turn he will make up things to 'burn' people with and it never quite works out the way he intended it to.

He thought mikeing her would do it but he couldn't think of anything factual to use so he made up something stupid instead.

by yozanglang March 10, 2008

Mileying

Another term for "Twerking" after the MTV award show were Miley Cyrus clearly on a Molly couldn't perform and "twerked" her tail feather off.

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion.

basically a slutty dance. derived from strip clubs.

when a girls' ass moves like a bowl of Jell-O
Man: She was twerking so hard on my dick last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

Girl: that girl is such a slut for twerking at the dance!

Miley Cyrus really Mileyed her ass off at the MTV awards last night. Her dad must be proud.

I was at the club twerking all night.
Twerking? You mean Mileying?

Tay went home with Crystal last night because she was mileying all night long on his cock.

I can tell by how that girl mileyed all night long she is a stripper.

by BranTurbulance September 21, 2013

mikeing your beer

The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over

Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!

by Saint Syd January 1, 2009

Drunk Mileying

When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.

Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING

by A Concerned Leoniy January 7, 2011

Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

by MasterFalco July 21, 2016