Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

by MasterFalco July 21, 2016

mikeing

Mikeing is a very lame attempt at a comeback developed by a guy named "Mike" who thinks hes clever but fails on all levels to deliver a comeback that makes an ounce of sense or truth. In turn he will make up things to 'burn' people with and it never quite works out the way he intended it to.

He thought mikeing her would do it but he couldn't think of anything factual to use so he made up something stupid instead.

by yozanglang March 10, 2008

mikeing your beer

The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over

Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!

by Saint Syd January 1, 2009

mikeying

The act of keeping hands near your junk and running around screaming

He is mikeying

by Aiyala November 28, 2015

Mikeing Up

To power vomit all day, at work.

Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."

by Red JoJo April 13, 2010

mikenigger

A mikenigger is a nigger who wants to be a pedophile but is still a virgin.
They are prone fits of kvetching and often buy a few buckets of KFC for weekend hentai and gayming sessions.

Look at that mikenigger! So gross, it smells like KFC and despair!

by WolfgangBlack February 7, 2022

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa October 15, 2015