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Mikening 

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.
I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb
Mikening by MasterFalco July 21, 2016
Words you can keep
Mikeing is a very lame attempt at a comeback developed by a guy named "Mike" who thinks hes clever but fails on all levels to deliver a comeback that makes an ounce of sense or truth. In turn he will make up things to 'burn' people with and it never quite works out the way he intended it to.
He thought mikeing her would do it but he couldn't think of anything factual to use so he made up something stupid instead.
mikeing by yozanglang March 10, 2008
Related Words

mikeing your beer 

The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over
Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!
mikeing your beer by Saint Syd January 1, 2009
The act of keeping hands near your junk and running around screaming
He is mikeying
mikeying by Aiyala November 28, 2015

Mikeing Up 

To power vomit all day, at work.
Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."
Mikeing Up by Red JoJo April 13, 2010

mikenigger 

A mikenigger is a nigger who wants to be a pedophile but is still a virgin.
They are prone fits of kvetching and often buy a few buckets of KFC for weekend hentai and gayming sessions.
Look at that mikenigger! So gross, it smells like KFC and despair!
mikenigger by WolfgangBlack February 7, 2022
One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.
Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"
Mikeying by ShiCa October 15, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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