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METH METH 

GIANT GLOB HIT OF SOME HIGH QUALITY BUDDER OFTEN TAKEN ON THE MOST RED HOT RIG SO THAT EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM THINKS IT IS ACTUAL METH BUT U CAPPIN.
JOHN: IM GUNA TAKE A GIANT RIP OF THIS METH METH AND THEIR IS NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!
Omegle Kid: *skips*

John: I'm GUNA TAKE A GIANT RIP OF THIS METH METH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
Discord chat: Who asked?

John: I'm GUNA TAKE A GIANT RIP OF THIS METH METH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
Police: *Arrested John that day for public indecency, indecent exposure, vandalism, attempted robbery and possession of marihuana *
METH METH by Yahuwah March 21, 2021
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meth maid 

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.
Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.
meth maid by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

meth game 

Frank makes and sells meth from his garage so he's in the meth game.
meth game by WatermelonFrank October 14, 2013

Meth Baby 

Somebody who's mother did meth while pregnant with them. They look like fucking toddlers no matter how old they are. They try to fuck everyone they come in contact with because they're almost always horny. Their level of retardation varies from person to person. They're childish as all hell and are typically into things aimed at small children. They're also all sociopaths and would try to kill you if piss them off.
Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute! Dare me to talk to her?
Guy 2: Bad idea dude, she's a meth baby and might try to kill you.
Meth Baby by Crapfeces January 29, 2022

Meth Lizard 

A very specific type of meth user with a habit of cross-dressing, painting nails and also possessing a certain insatiable proclivity towards bubble wrap.
Me: "Hey Brandon, where the hell did all the bubble wrap go?"
Brandon: "Sorry, I saw the meth lizard chasing a schleem earlier and I think he took it all to use for you know what"
Meth Lizard by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Crystal Meth 

I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children and thats just the start.

I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.

If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town.

I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street and maybe next door.

I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.

In your child's closet and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death well it certainly should.

I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth.

My power is awesome, try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.

Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice and I'll own your soul.

When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to - just to get high.

The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms,
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.

You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad
When you see there tears, you should feel sad.

But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.

I take kids from parents, and parents from kids
I turn people from God, and seperate friends.

I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always - right by your side.

You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.

I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.

If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.

I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.

The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.

The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know these are all gifts from me.

But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine and we shall not part.

You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.

You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.

You could of said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?

I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.

Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.

I can bring more misery then words can tell
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.
Don't try Crystal Meth.
Crystal Meth by GraBug April 12, 2008

Meth trash 

A white trailer trash person who is addicted to meth
Kai: what ever happened to Joe you know?
Coop: he's meth trash now
Kai: what's that?
Coop: someone who's white trash, lives in a trailer and is a meth addict
Kai: ew
Coop: exactly
Meth trash by Sumdumho September 12, 2014
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