MERGERT

a jerk..somebody that does something to make u mad..or say..can be childish or petty..use wisley..can be said in a playing manner..

WHY DID SHE GOOGLE THAT BABY AND SAY IT WAS HERS--UGH SHE'S SUCH A MERGERT

MERGERT by KELLYKELLS |IRD| August 5, 2009

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Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

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caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.

Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.

caught-cot merger by Smart4Life February 9, 2017