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Melbert
An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.
My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."
Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010
Mervert
Mervert by Dingo Manhammer March 20, 2017
Mervert
Mervert is a creep point blank
The word mervert stands for a male
The word mervet stands for a female
The word merv can be used as short term
The word mervert stands for a male
The word mervet stands for a female
The word merv can be used as short term
Mervert by Johnmayerspubes January 23, 2021
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