merbert 

n. in the middle of yerbert and nerbert

what are you doing later?
merbert?

merbert by C-RADS February 18, 2004

Mebert

The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.

Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!

Mebert by Glue548 June 5, 2007

Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

merber 

9 cool guys and one gay dude named Eamon

Person 1: “Wow I love the Merbers!”
Person 2: “Yea but that Eamon guy is a faggot”
Person 2: “Lmao so true!!”

merber by Burko327 March 31, 2022

Mervert 

Someone who gets off on merporn.

Johnny is such a mervert. He gets a boner watching the little mermaid.

Mervert by FallenOne269 March 20, 2017

memberton 

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

memberton by Air-eye February 11, 2006

Mervert 

Mervert is a creep point blank

The word mervert stands for a male

The word mervet stands for a female
The word merv can be used as short term

“Omg he is a complete mervert block him”
“What a merv”

Mervert by Johnmayerspubes January 23, 2021