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Tissue-mellons 

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'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.
Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016
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mellon-farmer 

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A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:
Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.
mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

mellon 

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The elvish word for friend.
It is also the password (and answer to the riddle) to the Doors of Durin.
"Gandalf! What's the elvish word for friend?" "Mellon."
mellon by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010

mellong 

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A word that constitutes a loving expression. One might use this word in order to express their love for another inanimate or animate object.

In order to harness the power of "mellong" to its full extent, one must roll their tongue just before reaching the first "mel-" and then flop their tongue back down as they reach the "-long" part.

This word is the human version of the sound that Yoshi makes when she extends her tongue.
Friend One: "I bought you the latest Ipod."
Friend Two: "Mellong."

Friend One: "Here have some of my snack."
Friend Two: "Mellong." *Lifts snack into mouth with tongue*
mellong by Jyoonbabi September 15, 2010

mellonballing 

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dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.
mellonballing by spammmee April 15, 2005

Mellon 

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To express in form of cheery, extreme, dreadful, sorrow, or pleasant.
Hey Spaz your being to wild bro
Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro.

DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON!

Mannn sammie, just cheer up! Your acting to mellon.

Zuzu, your artwork is so mellon broski!
Mellon by Left Eye Laser January 5, 2021
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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