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mellonball 

1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs
The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'
mellonball by Bullfrog February 8, 2003

mellonball 

When constipated the act of digging the poo out with a spoon.
When T.O. is constipated he mellonballs himself.
mellonball by 250 Wysong January 19, 2008

mellonballing 

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.
mellonballing by spammmee April 15, 2005
Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent
I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.
melonball by Sean_ January 11, 2009
Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent
I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.
melonball by Sean_ February 5, 2008

melonballing

The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.
Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.
melonballing by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008