Mellony
charming girl with a big sense of humor shy at first but once you get to know her she is so outgoing she makes party not awkward
Mellony by Mellony03166 December 16, 2018
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Tissue-mellons
'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.
Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016
Related Words
Mellony • melony • mellon • mellonball • mellany • mellonballer • mellonballing • mellon-farmer • melkonyan • mellobye
mellon-farmer
A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker
The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...
While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.
An example line from the edited film:
The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...
While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.
An example line from the edited film:
mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008
mellon
The elvish word for friend.
It is also the password (and answer to the riddle) to the Doors of Durin.
It is also the password (and answer to the riddle) to the Doors of Durin.
mellon by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010
mellong
A word that constitutes a loving expression. One might use this word in order to express their love for another inanimate or animate object.
In order to harness the power of "mellong" to its full extent, one must roll their tongue just before reaching the first "mel-" and then flop their tongue back down as they reach the "-long" part.
This word is the human version of the sound that Yoshi makes when she extends her tongue.
In order to harness the power of "mellong" to its full extent, one must roll their tongue just before reaching the first "mel-" and then flop their tongue back down as they reach the "-long" part.
This word is the human version of the sound that Yoshi makes when she extends her tongue.
mellonballing
dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
mellonballing by spammmee April 15, 2005
Mellon
Hey Spaz your being to wild bro
Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro.
DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON!
Mannn sammie, just cheer up! Your acting to mellon.
Zuzu, your artwork is so mellon broski!
Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro.
DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON!
Mannn sammie, just cheer up! Your acting to mellon.
Zuzu, your artwork is so mellon broski!
Mellon by Left Eye Laser January 5, 2021
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