Simply the most kick-ass language ever. Spoken by Elves and comes in
two dialects (Quenya and Sindarin).
Awesome person: "
ego, mibo orch"
Dumbass: "Why are you speaking Welsh?"
Awesome person: "It's Elvish, and it means 'begone and
kiss an orc.' Bitch."
Dumbass: "You're a
nerd."
Awesome person: "And proud of it."