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Simply the most kick-ass language ever. Spoken by Elves and comes in two dialects (Quenya and Sindarin).
Awesome person: "ego, mibo orch"
Dumbass: "Why are you speaking Welsh?"
Awesome person: "It's Elvish, and it means 'begone and kiss an orc.' Bitch."
Dumbass: "You're a nerd."
Awesome person: "And proud of it."
Elvish by Amalja December 11, 2011
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All the language ever used by The King.The intonation he uses.
Q: Do you speak elvish?
A: Yes I do. "Thank you. Thank you very much."
elvish by Bernard Stein October 11, 2005

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.
I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.
Elvish Wedding by Amalja May 26, 2011

Elvish Piper 

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.
Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.
Elvish Piper by Insulin Lad June 6, 2010

elvish shoes 

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.
-Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

elvish shoes 

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanoys and fangirls love being stopmed by DIO while he WRYYYs.
Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

elvish shoes 

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped by DIO while he WRYYYs.
Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO
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