elvish

All the language ever used by The King.The intonation he uses.

Q: Do you speak elvish?
A: Yes I do. "Thank you. Thank you very much."

by Bernard Stein October 11, 2005

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Elvish

Simply the most kick-ass language ever. Spoken by Elves and comes in two dialects (Quenya and Sindarin).

Awesome person: "ego, mibo orch"
Dumbass: "Why are you speaking Welsh?"
Awesome person: "It's Elvish, and it means 'begone and kiss an orc.' Bitch."
Dumbass: "You're a nerd."
Awesome person: "And proud of it."

by Amalja June 13, 2011

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Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

by Amalja May 03, 2011

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Elvish Piper

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.

Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.

by Insulin Lad June 06, 2010

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Elvish Yadav

Gamla Chor, Chapri, Snake Venom Dealer.

When discussing the latest controversies, he referred to Elvish Yadav as a 'gamla chor', 'chapri' and "Snake Venom Dealer" highlighting the serious allegations against him

by DavidVirgo July 25, 2024

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