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dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.
by spammmee April 15, 2005
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Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.
I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre
by themellonchef February 12, 2018
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