MCMULLET 

A person working at Mcdonalds who in turn has a mullet.

"dude, that cook put grundle bunnies in my big mac, what a mcmullet."

MCMULLET by shelby1 January 31, 2008

McMullet 

An exceptionally useless person with almost nothing to offer intellectually, professionally or personally, and whose haircut is just a shame; known largely for a diet of fast food and soft drinks

“Where’s McMullet?”
“Well, it’s 9:00 am, so I suppose he took off in his truck to get a McDouble.”

“Maybe he should get a haircut while he’s out.”

McMullet by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

elizabeth mcmullen 

the kind of person who doesn't like the humanities, literature, and philosophy. gets stuck with a job they don't want and out of laziness and egoism puts their own vision of cruelty, wickedness, and injustice onto the world. probably would vote for margaret thatcher or ronald reagan. can't stand the parables of jesus. reads ayn rand every day. in other words, this person should not be anywhere near the levers of power and should get into real estate or something.

oh man yesterday i saw Elizabeth Mcmullen spit in the face of this homeless person. then she punished her own father for stealing the homeless person's non-existent bike. i was never really good with logic ah.

what is that? a moral? dude morals are so naïve im like a nietzschean moral relativist and view the suffering of the weak as trivial compared to Elizabeth Mcmullen the amoral one

hi im Elizabeth McMullen and i give kids cancer cause i have no soul

Elizabeth McMullen is like evil and Macbeth what?

elizabeth mcmullen by thejusticesystem January 4, 2019

elizabeth mcmullen 

a character in a video game called thurston county who imprisons black people at a higher rate than whites

elizabeth mcmullen justifies racism with statistics like adolf hitler

elizabeth mcmullen by ughhwhat May 25, 2019

Matt McMullen 

Creator of Real Doll, a brand of realistic sex dolls that was featured in the movie "Lars and the Real Girl." Sometimes used as slang for AI/mannequin-ish creepiness/obsessiveness.

That guy's created a new toy dog that his built to scale and is covered in real dog fur, which makes it very Matt McMullen.

Matt McMullen by Girl86 March 13, 2009

Alex Mcmullen 

The next Roy Keane in the making first meet at 16 cant hit a fly but loves getting blood noses and crying when the king hits him with a dyspraxic right

Your man over there got hit with a right and hes doing alex mcmullen on it

Alex Mcmullen by Danbuscus123 May 6, 2020

Matt McMullen 

An inspiring and powerful underground non-comercial Rock Band from Seattle, WA. Formed in the late '90s at the famous 909.JOA (just off Aurora) Club. Orginal members include SeanDon, JC Milne, and Brent McDowell(since replaced). The bands name stems from that of a monkey-butler that was the clubs mascot at the time.

"We are Matt McMullen"--Drummer JC Milne

Matt McMullen by RunTMC January 10, 2008