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elizabeth mcmullen 

the kind of person who doesn't like the humanities, literature, and philosophy. gets stuck with a job they don't want and out of laziness and egoism puts their own vision of cruelty, wickedness, and injustice onto the world. probably would vote for margaret thatcher or ronald reagan. can't stand the parables of jesus. reads ayn rand every day. in other words, this person should not be anywhere near the levers of power and should get into real estate or something.
oh man yesterday i saw Elizabeth Mcmullen spit in the face of this homeless person. then she punished her own father for stealing the homeless person's non-existent bike. i was never really good with logic ah.

what is that? a moral? dude morals are so naïve im like a nietzschean moral relativist and view the suffering of the weak as trivial compared to Elizabeth Mcmullen the amoral one

hi im Elizabeth McMullen and i give kids cancer cause i have no soul

Elizabeth McMullen is like evil and Macbeth what?

elizabeth mcmullen 

a character in a video game called thurston county who imprisons black people at a higher rate than whites
elizabeth mcmullen justifies racism with statistics like adolf hitler

Matt McMullen 

Creator of Real Doll, a brand of realistic sex dolls that was featured in the movie "Lars and the Real Girl." Sometimes used as slang for AI/mannequin-ish creepiness/obsessiveness.
That guy's created a new toy dog that his built to scale and is covered in real dog fur, which makes it very Matt McMullen.
Matt McMullen by Girl86 March 13, 2009

Alex Mcmullen 

The next Roy Keane in the making first meet at 16 cant hit a fly but loves getting blood noses and crying when the king hits him with a dyspraxic right
Your man over there got hit with a right and hes doing alex mcmullen on it

Matt McMullen 

An inspiring and powerful underground non-comercial Rock Band from Seattle, WA. Formed in the late '90s at the famous 909.JOA (just off Aurora) Club. Orginal members include SeanDon, JC Milne, and Brent McDowell(since replaced). The bands name stems from that of a monkey-butler that was the clubs mascot at the time.
"We are Matt McMullen"--Drummer JC Milne
Matt McMullen by RunTMC January 10, 2008

Molly McMullen

That molly McMullen chick is really pretty and quite useful
Molly McMullen by Thatbeardedguy210 February 6, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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