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Walt McHan’d
When you’re really gettin down with some good gay butt sex but your dick is so small you can’t get past the cheeks, causing you to have to create a jizzy waterfall in the other dudes crack
The way Logan is braaaaaaaping and the sun glistens off his D.I.LF. bod he’s tryin to get Walt McHan’d
Walt McHan’d by Chad Savage March 28, 2022
McHarrison
A Beatles ship of George Harrison and Paul McCartney. Less mainstream than the other ships Starrison and McLennon.
McHarrison shipper: Ugh why does no one else ship Paul and George.
Person: I do.
McHarrison shipper: You do! They're so cute aren't they!
Person: Yeah! They're so cute!
Person: I do.
McHarrison shipper: You do! They're so cute aren't they!
Person: Yeah! They're so cute!
McHarrison by paulandgeorge June 27, 2013
chauncey mchamhands
Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.
I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!
chauncey mchamhands by Ricrah December 3, 2015
Joel McHale
Charming and witty comedian from Seattle, Washington, Joel McHale is mostly famous for his hilarious hosting on the E! show, The Soup, making fun of diserving celebrities for the common person's enjoyment. If you don't at least get a chuckle from it, you're probably dead. So you might want to get that checked out. But before that, Joel was part of Almost Live!, a local sketch-comedy TV show in Seattle.
Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.
His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.
Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.
His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.
Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
- Quick! Change it to The Soup! Joel McHale is on and makes my week so much better!
- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!
- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!
- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
Joel McHale by NOTjoel'sSLUT September 22, 2009
McHanzo
McHanzo by GayFag6969420 November 24, 2018
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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