mastah

Word that is slang for master. Used in LOTR by that annoying creature.

"I would never shank the mastah!"

by Phil Swain December 25, 2003

MASTAH

Arrogant, self-centered, pompous ass. Likes to run around lineage2world and think hes the shit because he stole his mommy and daddys credit card to donate. Cheater, lier, enveious of BigSexy, originating from stockholm sweden this rare breed likes to fuck goats in the ass a custom to some mastahs,all think that they PWN IRL if they punk some 13 year old on the forums. They usually do not travel away from their parents untill they are around the age of 35. When cornering a mastah they tend to cry like a bitch, and they portray homosexual tendencies though most die virgins because the slight downsyndrome look they posess. Scientific name : Magnus Olsen

example 1:
jenny: Oh My God I went on this date last night.
allison: Really how was it?
Jenny: well the food was good but the guy was a total mastah.
allison: THATS HORRIBLE IM SORRY YOU POOR GIRL.

example 2:
dude stop being such a fucking mastah, you are scaring the chicks away

by LEETSKEET December 13, 2008

Mastah Village

Mastah Village, was created by a teenage from American Samoa, it went viral the day after he post about it, and it was a duet from tik tok.

Samoan: Sole, come here in American Samoa, you know, Samoa is the mastah village.

by auleaga February 24, 2021

Drunken Mastah

The illusion that a drunk person gets when he or she is completely intoxicated and insists that they are sober.

Wow you smell like a brewery.

That's because I am a brewery, I'm a drunken mastah dude.

whatever

by Doctor Eyeball October 27, 2009

beast mastah

someone. who fucks wit ppls mind.. and think they da shit.. but really they aint nuttin butta hoe..

talks behind ppls back.. and still kicks it wit them... dis bitches name is saweeney

she a beast mastah fo dat one

by some nigga January 31, 2005

mistah J

a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.

Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi

Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl

Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature

Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons

by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

Mistah J

Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!

Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really

by Postage it November 3, 2021