(2 guys is a locker room)
Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?
Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.
Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?
Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.
Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
by leftlanecruzer April 23, 2011
by allygator February 07, 2015
Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008
Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?
Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
by F Of J January 08, 2010
Mar 6 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose