an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

A) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth.

B) One who is simular to the beast in both fur and attitude.

a sexual move that is often considered the most awesomely brutal way to pleasure your woman. First, you have her turn around and bend over as you back away a good 20-30 fists. Then, you make a tight fist with your thumb on the inside (you'll find out why shortly). Then, you ram at her full speed, shoving your fist straight up her vagina, while crying out "MASTADON!!".

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit