MAGAlodon

A MAGA hat wearing buffoon, typically in their senior years who is mentally stuck in the 1950s. Can usually be seen riding their Rascal scooters at Trump rallies.

"Those presenters on Fox News are such MAGAlodons."

by flapjackboy March 20, 2019

Magalleon

Extremely obese female that seems to attract a select set of males

Look at all those magalleons, they are working it tonight.

by Weekend Friend December 9, 2010

MAGAlomaniac

An American that is so obsessed with Donald J. Trump that they actually think that he was a good president and won the election in 2020.

I wish that MAGAlomaniac would wear his mask so this pandemic could get under control.

by MakeAmericaReasonableAgain November 26, 2020

magallon

pimps with lots of bitches

magallon means i stole ur hoe

by Jdjfjei September 11, 2019

Megaladonculus

To have a big ass(own persons).

My ass is megaladonculus!

by Deeznoots67 March 15, 2023

MEGALODOUCHE

A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.

If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.

by RoninDH July 6, 2023

Megalodon

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.

that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.

by simon warren November 17, 2003