When someone loosely agrees to your bet, but then won’t provide concrete confirmation. If the wager wins, they’ll say they never put it in. However, if it loses, you are expected to pay in full. Normally, this person is prompt with both phone calls and texts. Yet, when even a modest wager is introduced, they will begin a weird game of cat & mouse, often not responding for hours. You are then, consequently, left not knowing whether your bet has been locked in.

(Guy 1) Hey Man! You won your bet!

(Guy 2) Yea...about that, I’m not really sure if I did or not.

(Guy 1) Ohhh no, you got macalooned, huh?

(Guy 2) Yep.

Macaloon by The Knight of Right November 29, 2020

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MAGAlodon

A MAGA hat wearing buffoon, typically in their senior years who is mentally stuck in the 1950s. Can usually be seen riding their Rascal scooters at Trump rallies.

"Those presenters on Fox News are such MAGAlodons."

MAGAlodon by flapjackboy March 20, 2019

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Mangaloon

A goomba, or ignorant individual who makes idiotic remarks and makes everyone around them feel awkward. Any person who says things completely irrelevant and not funny in anyway to try and get some laughs but fails miserably.

Often said in a Brooklyn accent (mawng-uh-loon)

"Hey man, you guys ever seen that episode of Family Guy where Brain tries to get with Louis?"
"..no"
"Oh well its really funny man, the episode starts off and-"
"shut up ya fackin Mangaloon.."

Mangaloon by Keep.it.Sleezy December 29, 2011

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