flapjackboy's definitions

Kevlard

The thick layer of fat underneath the woefully inadequate body armour worn by the average Gravy SEAL. Provides additional protection from imagined 'enemy fire' in the event of the Civil War they fantasize about daily.

Did you see the Kevlard on Bubba over there? That's got to easily be enough to absorb a 30.08.

by flapjackboy July 20, 2024

paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 18, 2024

cordon noir

The uncanny culinary ability to reduce any dish to a blackened, charred lump.

Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.

by flapjackboy December 25, 2022

MAGAlodon

A MAGA hat wearing buffoon, typically in their senior years who is mentally stuck in the 1950s. Can usually be seen riding their Rascal scooters at Trump rallies.

"Those presenters on Fox News are such MAGAlodons."

by flapjackboy March 20, 2019

crapacitor

Term used to describe capacitors from a wide array of Chinese manufacturers during the Chinese Capacitor Plague of the 90s.

Oh man, that vintage motherboard I bought off eBay is chock full of leaking crapacitors.

by flapjackboy October 17, 2025

adverticle

A portmanteau of advert and article.

Man, did you see that adverticle for ROG gaming laptops on PC Mag yesterday? They're such shills.

by flapjackboy December 7, 2019