M0xed 

A typo so retarded, the person became noobed

Egg: Hey you saw swaderdan?
Beans: Do you mean spiderman? Lmao you got M0xed
Egg: How can you spell sound dumbass

M0xed by BeanzMan January 16, 2020

Mixed Martial Arts 

A combat sport (colloquially known as "MMA") in which fighters incorporate several different types of martial arts (and often use a hybrid of such styles), including Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Wrestling, etc. One of the fastest growing sports in the world. Made very popular and brought into the mainstream largely due to UFC. UFC and MMA are the not the same thing; UFC is to MMA what the NFL is to football. Fights are organized by promotions, the largest of which today are the UFC and Bellator.

"Mixed martial arts fighters are incredible to watch."
"UFC is the most well-known organization to promote mixed martial arts fights."
" Morgan and I are watching the Brandon v Rivers mixed martial arts fight at the bar tonight. You in?"
"There is a mixed martial arts championship this weekend at Madison Square Garden - I can't wait!"

Mixed Martial Arts by rkb247 January 8, 2022

maxedon 

An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.

That Facebook post was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.

maxedon by animaltrainer April 11, 2020

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

frozen mixed vegetable cocks by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

Mixed 

The term “mixed” is used to refer to a person of multi-ethnic origin. “Mixed” is commonly used to refer to bi-racial or tri-racial people; however, a mixed person is really just anyone with more than 2 races in their ethnic background (e.g. African, Asian, European, Indigenous American, Indigenous Australian, and/or Pacific Islander etc.)

“Bro guess what?! I just got my DNA results from 23andMe. I thought I was just Saudi Arabian but it turns out I’m kind of mixed: 70% Middle Eastern, 15% European, 10% African, and 5% Asian!”

“5% Asian? Bro what if your ancestors knew my ancestors in China a long time ago?!”

“Brooo!!!”

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“You don’t look mixed because you don’t have light skin, light eyes, or light-colored hair...and your hair is too curly.”

“Actually, my biological father is Afro-Caribbean and my biological mother is Indo-Fijian. Being mixed doesn’t mean a person has to have light-colored features or look partly European.”

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“Oh my god your kids are so cute, I love mixed babies! I would marry outside my race too so I can have exotic bi-racial kids! They’ll have perfect hair, pretty eyes, and the best skin color...I wish I was bi-racial so I could be hot AND help to end racism!”

“Okay, no. First of all, don’t objectify mixed children like that. Secondly, Bi-racial people are still human beings, not some ethnic fetish or a racial fantasy.”

Mixed by BallFloatingInSpace2019 December 17, 2019

Mixed personality’s 

When one minute you love someone and can’t get them of you mind but the next minute you absolutely hate them

‘I got mixed personality’s for my crush’😍🤩🤤😡🤯🤬

Mixed personality’s by Boy best friend March 13, 2019

mixed british sisters

Three mixed british sisters, all of whom start with the letter “C”. They express their finer shades of meaning entirely in british accents (which will continue even when asked to stop). They come from Britain but are all racially ambiguous, ethnically questioned, and all around confused. They all have frequent identity crisis(es) and cry to their cabin mates about their sad mixed lives. But rest assured, they are perfectly normal....;)

The three mixed british sisters are ethnically ambiguous and curiously racialized. ;)

mixed british sisters by three mixed british sisters July 1, 2019