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(noun), Machete Wielding Poo.

This is an extremely painful type of doody that is often accompanied by bleeding and/or blood streaks on the resulting poo stick.

A more common description of this type of doody states that it feels as though there are shards of glass juxtapositioned throughout the poo that sporadically slice your butthole lining as it exits. However, to be technically correct, shards of glass are inanimate and passive in nature, whereas the feeling described here is very much an animate and active process--it really does feel as though a moving blade is cutting you.

Note: painful symptoms of M.W.P. may present themselves during a P.O.U.S.
Dude, my butt is is all ripped up after I shat out that M.W.P. yesterday--I can barely sit down on it!
M.W.P. by OneDoody September 6, 2010

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d 

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭
This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"

M.W.A.S.P.

"Man With a Small Penis"
A man who buys an expensive sports car to compensate for the lack of bulge in his pants.
I recently heard a man say that he wanted to buy a Ferarri. His excuse was that he was going through a mid-life crisis; in reality, he's an M.W.A.S.P.
M.W.A.S.P. by reiders March 14, 2006

s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g 

Suck my dick while i play the game
jaelen- i texted his girlfriend s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g

his girlfriend replied with On my way!😏
s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g by justsaying12 July 29, 2021
A madness that mostly effect black boys and men. It is a craving for white pussy. So basically once you've fucked a white pussy it becomes a madness and you need more.
Girls talking: hey I heard that kid milton has W.P.M.

Milton: well I can't help myself GOSH!!!
W.P.M. by milly millz November 30, 2010
quite simply - Pre Mature Weiner Juice
"oh man, that bity was so fly I've got p.m.w.j. drippin down my leg!"
p.m.w.j. by tom hanal March 17, 2005

S.P.W.M.M 

S.P.W.M.M = Stop Playing With my mind

When people try to manipulate u and fuck up your mind in to doing stupid shit.
Friend 1: this guys said this and that be carefull..
You: S.P.W.M.M
S.P.W.M.M by Pissedofer April 28, 2021
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