(noun), Machete Wielding Poo.
This is an extremely painful type of doody that is often accompanied by bleeding and/or blood streaks on the resulting poo stick.
A more common description of this type of doody states that it feels as though there are shards of glass juxtapositioned throughout the poo that sporadically slice your butthole lining as it exits. However, to be technically correct, shards of glass are inanimate and passive in nature, whereas the feeling described here is very much an animate and active process--it really does feel as though a moving blade is cutting you.
Note: painful symptoms of M.W.P. may present themselves during a P.O.U.S.
This is an extremely painful type of doody that is often accompanied by bleeding and/or blood streaks on the resulting poo stick.
A more common description of this type of doody states that it feels as though there are shards of glass juxtapositioned throughout the poo that sporadically slice your butthole lining as it exits. However, to be technically correct, shards of glass are inanimate and passive in nature, whereas the feeling described here is very much an animate and active process--it really does feel as though a moving blade is cutting you.
Note: painful symptoms of M.W.P. may present themselves during a P.O.U.S.
Dude, my butt is is all ripped up after I shat out that M.W.P. yesterday--I can barely sit down on it!
by OneDoody September 06, 2010
(noun), Poo Of Ordinary Size.
This definition is necessary in order to distinguish the poo resulting from an everyday, ordinary doody from that of one of unusual size (P.O.U.S.).
synonym: P.O.D.
antonym: P.O.U.S.
Note: The best acronym for P.O.U.S. would be "Poo Of Usual Size" but this results in P.O.U.S.. Therefore, the term "ordinary" is instead used--Poo Of ORDINARY Size.
This definition is necessary in order to distinguish the poo resulting from an everyday, ordinary doody from that of one of unusual size (P.O.U.S.).
synonym: P.O.D.
antonym: P.O.U.S.
Note: The best acronym for P.O.U.S. would be "Poo Of Usual Size" but this results in P.O.U.S.. Therefore, the term "ordinary" is instead used--Poo Of ORDINARY Size.
P1: Did you just take a doody?
P2: No, actually, I just LEFT one...haha.
But seriously, yeah...I did.
P1: Was it big or anything?
P2: Nah, it was just a P.O.D.
P1: You mean a P.O.O.S.?
P2: Yep, exactly.
P2: No, actually, I just LEFT one...haha.
But seriously, yeah...I did.
P1: Was it big or anything?
P2: Nah, it was just a P.O.D.
P1: You mean a P.O.O.S.?
P2: Yep, exactly.
by OneDoody September 06, 2010
(noun), Poo Of Unusual Size.
Based on the terminology used in the movie The Princess Bride, in reference to the R.O.U.S.'s (Rodents Of Unusual Size) found in the Fire Swamp.
This is an extremely large poo, at least a portion of which exhibits exceptional girth. This type of poo usually exits very slowly and after a stressful episode of exhaustive straining, suddenly drops into the toilet. This is the correct and technical term to use, although this type of doody is often mislabeled as "doodying out a coke can," "crapping out a watermelon," or in general, when someone claimed they shat (past tense) out a friggin' <insert large object name here>.
Note that during a P.O.U.S., you may experience intermittent symptoms of M.W.P., (Machete Wielding Poo).
Based on the terminology used in the movie The Princess Bride, in reference to the R.O.U.S.'s (Rodents Of Unusual Size) found in the Fire Swamp.
This is an extremely large poo, at least a portion of which exhibits exceptional girth. This type of poo usually exits very slowly and after a stressful episode of exhaustive straining, suddenly drops into the toilet. This is the correct and technical term to use, although this type of doody is often mislabeled as "doodying out a coke can," "crapping out a watermelon," or in general, when someone claimed they shat (past tense) out a friggin' <insert large object name here>.
Note that during a P.O.U.S., you may experience intermittent symptoms of M.W.P., (Machete Wielding Poo).
Whew, I'm glad that's over...I just knew I had ripped my butthole open when I dropped that P.O.U.S. earlier.
by OneDoody September 06, 2010