M.F.P 

Major Fucking Problem

Bob deleted all the files on the server... again!. That's an M.F.P. and a C.L.M. (Career Limiting Move)

M.F.P by Ad ministrator August 4, 2007

M.F.P 

Malicious Female Pig

"Bro, that lady at the DMV is such a M.F.P!"

M.F.P by Evenor November 17, 2006

M.F.P.O.T.Y

mutherfucking party of the year

This will be the M.F.P.O.T.Y.

M.F.P.O.T.Y by dumbbrunnet September 6, 2014

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

N.M.F.P.

An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.

The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!

My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!

N.M.F.P. by J & D October 5, 2006

S.O.A.M.F.P. 

Snakes on a motha fuckin' plane.

"Snakes on a Plane comes out August 18th, 2006."
"S.O.A.M.F.P.!!!!"
"yes, I'm excited too"

S.O.A.M.F.P. by Nelville Flynn May 2, 2006

B.A.M.F.P.P. 

Bad Ass Mother F***er Piano Player. Some who is a musically talented nerd, but still super bad ass.

Damn, she wore jeans to her piano recital, what a B.A.M.F.P.P.

B.A.M.F.P.P. by AsianFather January 25, 2012