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Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.

Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.

Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
by Korgmeister March 15, 2005
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A popular hashtag and acronym on social media such as instagram standing for "Not My Fucking Problem"
-Hey Moderator , I got banned. Can you look into my problem?
-NMFP
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An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.
The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!

My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!
by J & D October 05, 2006
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