N.M.F.P.

An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.

The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!

My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!

N.M.F.P. by J & D October 5, 2006

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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

N.P.G.M.F. 

No Pussy Gettin Mother Fucker

Tom spends all his spare time playing world of warcraft after a long day at the local photocopying place, while on the weekends he occasionally enjoys the local comic convention. Tom is such an N.P.G.M.F. that if a girl asked him if she could wet his whistle back at his place, he would think she was tryin to buy him a drink and crash out.

N.P.G.M.F. by Cristo_ March 14, 2008

N.P.G.M.F 

Non Pussy Getting Mutha Fuckers

Look at those N.P.G.M.F. There in the club, dress to to kill. They have no swagger, no idea how to approach women. Hoping there nice close and hairstyle will help lure women to them. Never getting any action whatsoever .

N.P.G.M.F by Psychokilla64 August 5, 2023

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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

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F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P 

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021