M.A.F.T. 

Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.

Other forms of the word:

M.A.F.T.-ing

M.A.F.T.-ed

Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.

****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.

I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!

I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.

S.A.F.T.

M.A.F.T. by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022

L.M.E.Y.A.F.T.B 

Let me eat your ass from the back

L.M.E.Y.A.F.T.B

L.M.E.Y.A.F.T.B by Luhswitchsum_ April 17, 2022

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f. by XYungeloest July 11, 2021

W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!

W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
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Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!!

W.W.I.A.F.T.M by J-$crilla April 16, 2009

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018