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F.T.M.A

(Flocking To My Awesomeness) - When a woman who is payed to have sex with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a pussy to make a move.
"Hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me."

"Yah man, we paid them, they're just F.T.M.A'ing you.
by ObservantTooth8 July 9, 2012
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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W.E.F.T.A.M.

W.E.F.T.A.M. be playin today y'all. check it.
by Grublets on ice March 28, 2008
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i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t
by DancingUnicornSquad August 11, 2020
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Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*
by XYungeloest July 11, 2021
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W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
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Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!!
by J-$crilla April 16, 2009
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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