When the chav phrase 'Mean as f*ck' does not emphasise enough how 'mean' it is. Or when you're being lazy and saying 3 words seems too much effort.
by Lol@uguyzzz June 19, 2011
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When a lady is super hot and bothered, moist, drippin with sex juice, just plain ready to bone.
When a lady is super hot and bothered, moist, drippin with sex juice, just plain ready to bone.
by CAke$ June 19, 2007
Get the M.A.F. mug.the act of making an acronym for everything you say then expecting everyone to know what it means, hence M.A.F.E. (Making Acronyms For Everything)
boy 1: H.M.W.U.
boy 2: what the hell did you just say?
boy 1: come bro, you know!
boy 2: no? i don't?
boy 1: Hey Man What's Up! duh!
boy 2: you seriously need to stop M.A.F.E.ing!
boy 2: what the hell did you just say?
boy 1: come bro, you know!
boy 2: no? i don't?
boy 1: Hey Man What's Up! duh!
boy 2: you seriously need to stop M.A.F.E.ing!
by nippleteaser7 March 20, 2011
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An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
by MCMXCV April 16, 2008
Get the M.A.F.I.A mug.Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
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Similar to the anacronym FAFO however relates to the stereotype that will men will have sex with anything that moves.
Similar to the anacronym FAFO however relates to the stereotype that will men will have sex with anything that moves.
by anonymous February 16, 2024
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