M.A.F

When the chav phrase 'Mean as f*ck' does not emphasise enough how 'mean' it is. Or when you're being lazy and saying 3 words seems too much effort.

*Chav voice*

Chav 1 "Av ya seen dat new tracky in Sportsworld?"

Chav 2 "Yeah its M.A.F"

by Lol@uguyzzz June 18, 2011

M.A.F.

"Moist As Fuck"

When a lady is super hot and bothered, moist, drippin with sex juice, just plain ready to bone.

"I'm so M.A.F. I gotta go wring out my panties."

"Ooh baby you make me M.A.F."

by CAke$ May 31, 2007