M.A.F
When the chav phrase 'Mean as f*ck' does not emphasise enough how 'mean' it is. Or when you're being lazy and saying 3 words seems too much effort.
M.A.F by Lol@uguyzzz June 19, 2011
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M.A.F.E.ing
the act of making an acronym for everything you say then expecting everyone to know what it means, hence M.A.F.E. (Making Acronyms For Everything)
boy 1: H.M.W.U.
boy 2: what the hell did you just say?
boy 1: come bro, you know!
boy 2: no? i don't?
boy 1: Hey Man What's Up! duh!
boy 2: you seriously need to stop M.A.F.E.ing!
boy 2: what the hell did you just say?
boy 1: come bro, you know!
boy 2: no? i don't?
boy 1: Hey Man What's Up! duh!
boy 2: you seriously need to stop M.A.F.E.ing!
M.A.F.E.ing by nippleteaser7 March 20, 2011
M.A.F.I.A
Pronounced Mafia
An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
M.A.F.T.
Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
M.A.F.T. by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
S.M.A.F.
S.M.A.F. by chill321123 April 22, 2011
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