M.A.F.I.A 

Pronounced Mafia

An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.

Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."

Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"

M.A.F.I.A by MCMXCV April 16, 2008

F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.

"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"

F.I.M.A. Disaster by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

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W.W.I.A.F.T.M

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W.W.I.A.F.T.M by J-$crilla April 16, 2009

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020