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B.M.A.A.F 

B.M.A.A.F stands for Best Mate Always And Forever. A BMAAF is much more than a best friend , it's like in between friend and soul-mate. If you have a BMAAF you are known as luckiest person on Earth , because you have someone who is there for you , beside you , to guide you , and will possibly be your BMAAF forever. It's not like you both are married and definetley NOT in love , but it's almost as if you both have an understanding between you that no-one else would understand. It's usually girls who have BMAAF'S , but some guys do have BMAAF'S too. It also doesn't have to be girl and girl or boy and boy , some girls BMAAF'S are boys , but it's like a super-friend , not like they want to date them in that way. related links friends.

Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D
Guy: why are you both even friends at all? you have got nothing in comin.

Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.

Guy:
But love is more important than friends.

Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F
B.M.A.A.F by Tina B ( Turnip ) October 10, 2008
A Bad Ass Mother Fucker
I want to buy a car that is a B A M F
B A M F by Bamf424 April 19, 2007

B.A.M.F. 

Bad Ass Mother Fucker
person 1: i stole some shit today!
person 2: wow, you're a B.A.M.F. aren't you...SIKE
B.A.M.F. by supah G December 19, 2006

B.A.M.F. 

*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
*
"Alecto, Amycus' sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We've all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being reestablished. I got this one," he indicated another slash to his face, "for asking how much Muggle blood she and her brother have got."
"Blimey, Neville," said Ron, "there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth."
"You didn't hear her," said Neville.
*
"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
*
"Neville's the man!"
*
"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
*
"Mandrakes!" Neville bellowed at Harry over his shoulder as he ran. "Going to lob them over the walls--they won't like this!"
*
"Have you seen my grandson?"
"He's fighting," said Harry.
"Naturally."
*
Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort.
*
"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
*
With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
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Some old-school BAMF: "I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy."
*
B.A.M.F. by Яï¢HâЯð October 8, 2008

B.A.M.F. 

bad ass mother fucker
B.A.M.F. by thracek September 22, 2008
An abbriviation for Bas Ass Mother Fucker.
"That guy is so cool.. He's a total B.A.M.F!"
B.A.M.F by Nicole Reta January 12, 2006
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