by MCMXCV January 30, 2008
Get the Minge Bogey mug.The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay
Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"
by MCMXCV February 01, 2008
Get the lady lettuce mug.A person of poor origins that has no qualms about stealing.
It is in no way used as a racist term as it can be used to describe anybody.
It was brought to the limelight by Danny Dyer in The Business ("They're thieving cunts, Moroccans, it's in their blood." and ".....cos, like Moroccans, South Londoners are thieving cunts)
It is in no way used as a racist term as it can be used to describe anybody.
It was brought to the limelight by Danny Dyer in The Business ("They're thieving cunts, Moroccans, it's in their blood." and ".....cos, like Moroccans, South Londoners are thieving cunts)
Dave: "Dude, wheres my watch?"
Kev: "Um.... I.. er... Stole it!?! "
Dave: "What the fuck!! Kev, you are such a fucking Morrocan!"
Kev: "Um.... I.. er... Stole it!?! "
Dave: "What the fuck!! Kev, you are such a fucking Morrocan!"
by MCMXCV March 26, 2008
Get the Morrocan mug.Cider, especially rough scrumpy ciders.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.
Dave: "Fancy getting some beers in tonight, Kev?"
Kev : "I dunno dude, ive only got 74 pence!"
Dave: "Thats OK we can buy a whole Gallon of Gypsy Juice for that!"
Kev : "I dunno dude, ive only got 74 pence!"
Dave: "Thats OK we can buy a whole Gallon of Gypsy Juice for that!"
by MCMXCV April 26, 2008
Get the gypsy juice mug.The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.
Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
by MCMXCV April 26, 2008
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An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
by MCMXCV April 16, 2008
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