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A dude who's just obsessed with saying the word no, can't tie his shoes, and also has no social skills towards women
Guy 1: Hey that guys such a Lyncon
Guy 2: Oh yeah, i fully agree
Lyncon by Not Luka June 24, 2022
A very uncommon but special boys name. The name Lynton is very traditional in origin being of Old English decent. Although the name is traditional Lyntons' tend to be very spontanious and fun

Impression of the name:
Based on research, most people would imagine a person with the name Lynton to be: Scholar and booklover.

Although Lyntons' do love to read, Lyntons' also have a very flamboyant and out-going nature which attracts many people just because Lyntons' are just that cool!

They cherish thier friends and family, thrive on adventure and practical jokes are one of thier favourites

Lyntons' are very charismatic and if energy along with charisma are channeled constructively Lyntons' can achieve anything they put thier mind to, they are bound to be successful and brilliant at everything they do.
person 1: Have you met my amazing friend Lynton?

person 2: No I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting him, where is he from?

person 3: Australia!
Lynton by baby_gurl_jes April 2, 2011
Giant anal bead that is usually inserted into anus during male on male rape
Adam: Dude... I totally raped that guy in his jail cell.
Frank: Well if you didn't use a lyncois, I would have NO respect for you.
lyncois by Cupcake768390283456 June 22, 2014

Lyndonna 

That girl is so beautiful... she look like her named should be Lyndonna.
Lyndonna by bkrobot2009 February 28, 2009
COOL DUDE!

Always has ur back and loves a chat. He’s super funny and hella loyal and always wants to make sure his friends and family are happy and comfortable. Don’t ever let lynton go because he is one special lad
“Damnn lynton is super tall” Jakob said
“Yup he can step on u” Nathan added
Lynton by Jakob B April 29, 2021

Abe Lincon

This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.
Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"

John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."
Abe Lincon by B0H1CA July 28, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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