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Giant anal bead that is usually inserted into anus during male on male rape
Adam: Dude... I totally raped that guy in his jail cell.
Frank: Well if you didn't use a lyncois, I would have NO respect for you.
lyncois by Cupcake768390283456 June 22, 2014
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willie lynchism 

British slaveowner, Willie Lynch's, economic plan that was designed and executed in 1712, to control and psychologically castrate African slaves and create a social being called the "Negro."
Are you aware of that willie lynchism was a "hate crime" executed by the U. S. government and its society beginning in 1712, to control African slaves and their descendants for 300 years or more?
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Lynchism 

joke stealer becomes Lynchism
socially rejected becomes Lynchism
A.Stealing Jokes
B.Socially Rejected

A. Lynchism can refer to the stealing of other people’s jokes or comedy skits. Usually repeated poorly and/or the joke is retold incorrectly

B. Lynchism can also refer to your friends “Lynching” you from the friend group, resulting in being socially rejected
A. “The joke Jimmy Fallon told was funny, I’ll tell my date the joke tomorrow”
“No John that’s lynchism, she’ll reject you”

B. “Kate was being a totally bitch so we dropped her from the friend group.”
“Lynchism? Isn’t that a bit extreme?”
Lynchism by belleontheradio July 8, 2019

Lynchism 

Nonsense word or phrase brought about by confusion in the brain. Meaning one word but saying another.
1. Saying "It's in the glove department" when you mean glove compartment.Lynchism
2. Writing Cemetery Road when you mean Seminary Road.Lynchism
3. Saying Jack when you really mean Smurf!Lynchism
Lynchism by Tippy the Teapot December 3, 2007

lynchisim 

Utter nonsense, usually comes about from somebody trying to give an answer to a question they dont know or from speaking to fast for your brain. Common in kinsale
'I heard it with my own two eyes'Lynchisim
lynchisim by Brian tobin July 21, 2007
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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