Lunchitis

Feeling lazy, tired, sleepy after eating lunch. Or, not wanting to do any work after coming back to work from lunch break.

Coming back to work from lunch, Kyra had a bad case of lunchitis as she found it very difficult to motivate herself to do any work at all. Her and her colleagues ended up just shooting the shit instead.

by trd528 September 19, 2011

Hunchitis

A catch all term for athletes that get caught up with the fame and consequently forget to actually work on their game. Derived from the Atlanta rapper Quavo Huncho.

Ben Simmons must have hunchitis, his game is exactly the same as it was his rookie year. He needs to stop worrying about Kardashians and develop a jump shot.

Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.

by jVarmi October 25, 2019

Lunchmeister

A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!

A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!

by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020

lunchtime double-masking

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.

Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Legend in his own lunchtime

The art of being self confident and delusional about non existent achievements or accolades to a greater audience, to the point of self belief.

Dude, did you hear that bullshit Tomasz came out with? he`s a legend in his own lunchtime.

by Sarahlin69 April 29, 2013

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

lunchtasterguess

It is when you fuck a girls in the ass and make another girl guess what she ate for lunch by sucking your dick. (spicy)

Lilly lets play the game lunchtasterguess and lets see if Laura could get it right!

by Dj Active August 29, 2007