Lunchitis
Feeling lazy, tired, sleepy after eating lunch. Or, not wanting to do any work after coming back to work from lunch break.
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Hunchitis
A catch all term for athletes that get caught up with the fame and consequently forget to actually work on their game. Derived from the Atlanta rapper Quavo Huncho.
Ben Simmons must have hunchitis, his game is exactly the same as it was his rookie year. He needs to stop worrying about Kardashians and develop a jump shot.
Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.
Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.
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Lunchmeister
A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!
A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!
Lunchmeister by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020
lunchtime double-masking
lunchtime double-masking by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
Legend in his own lunchtime
The art of being self confident and delusional about non existent achievements or accolades to a greater audience, to the point of self belief.
Legend in his own lunchtime by Sarahlin69 April 29, 2013
lunchtime shagger
lunchtime shagger by Craig September 14, 2004
lunchtasterguess
It is when you fuck a girls in the ass and make another girl guess what she ate for lunch by sucking your dick. (spicy)
lunchtasterguess by Dj Active August 29, 2007
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